7 p.m. May 3 and 4

Bethany Christian Middle School will perform Alan Haehnal's 30 Reasons Not To Be in a Play at 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday, May 3 and 4, 2013.

This is a play about not being in a play, ironically expressed through a hilarious series of monologues and ensemble scenes. From early traumas involving a glory-seeking elementary school teacher to possible disturbances in the global climate, 30 Reasons Not To Be in a Play will keep the audience surprised and amused at what kids come up with to avoid certain theatrical disaster. 

Tickets are $4 for adults and $2 for students and may be reserved beginning Apr. 15 in the school office (534-2567).